President
Obama was forced to land on the Galapagos Islands on his way from Hawaii to Sao
Paolo. Both Peru and Chile refused to let Air Force One fly over its
airspace.
Taking
a forced break on the Galapagos Island, sources confirms Obama spent time
surfing.
The
Government of Ecuador called for a "No fly zone" over South America
last evening. The reason was fear that the aircraft used by President Obamas
would let to excessive Co2 being released over the continent. The Government of
Ecuador also protested against Obama's frequent use of Air Force One for private
purposes.
Obama
was scheduled to appear on Brazilian national TV early on Monday, after opening
the 100th Mac Donald restaurant in Brazil inside a shopping mall in the city of
Sao Paulo. The Government of Ecuador accused Obama of traveling to Brazil
purely for shopping purposes, together with his wife Michelle.
"
Obama should have taken the shortest way back from Hawaii to Washington D.D. In
stead, he was planning to pollute the air over Ecuador, creating health hazard
to our people", President Emanuel Dos Santos explains.
Not
fully knowing if there would be any excessive pollution caused by Air Force One,
both Peru and Chile responded to Quitos call by closing their air space. Having
less fuel, Air Force One was forced into an hazardous landing, touching down on
an deserted airfield on an island full of wild turtles.
The
White House has issued a warning to the Government in Quito:
"
We strongly regret that there was a need to force Air Force One to land on the
Galapagos Island, even though the President do not mind spending a brief holiday
there. No doubt that large sectors of The Galapagos reminded Obama about the
landscape of Hawaii, but the first lady got furious over the lost chance of
spending the weekend in Brazil. We suspect that Edward Snowden has tapped the
wrong files, and misinformed Latin America about the true motives behind Obamas
visit to Sao Paulo ".
The
US President has called for an emergency meeting in NATO next week. Obama
threatens to close down NATO, if the defense alliance do not move its forces
from Asia, and rather use them to punish both Peru and Chile for their hostility
towards the USA.
Written
by Ivar
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